I'm developing a daily routine.
It goes something like this:
Wake up around 10am, seek for food in the kitchen. Finds nothing. Eat craps loaded with 15g of fats per serving. Rack my bro's movie collection. Sit my ass up in the couch. Try to entertain my self. Succeeds in entertaining my self. Lunch time. Still no food. Eats anything edible. Watch FRIENDS until around 6 - that's when I realize that I'm a lazy bum. So I get depressed and try to sleep it off. But hey, automatically I wake up before 8 because that's when The Academy starts. FYI: The Academy is this HongKong drama that I've been watching since its 4th episode, got me hooked, I'm telling you.

But today there's a slight difference. I tried studying Chemistry for like an hour. And I couldn't concentrate because something inside me keeps saying: Go and watch FRIENDS you idiot, this is the only chance you'll get to finish up the whole series. So then I went back to my routine like no shit about Chemistry happened at all.

And I keep having this daydream about me asking people: Hi, are you a Singaporean? And in my daydream they don't shoo me off. They say: Why yeah, are you doing some survey? Because I would love to fill up one for you. And of course that would never happen because:
1) I QUIT THAT JOB AND SWEAR TO EVERY F.R.I.E.N.D.S DVD THERE IS: I WON'T TAKE UP THE JOB EVER AGAIN!!!!
2) SINGAPOREANS ARE NOT NICE WHEN IT COMES TO SURVEY-FILLING!!!!!!!!!
No offense people, but they saying No, I'm not when they obviously are makes me hate people and makes me hate myself and makes me want to go home and just watch FRIENDS. Because hey, FRIENDS is nice and FRIENDS is entertaining and it doesn't say I'm not a Singaporean when it so-without-any-doubt is!!!